You feel self-conscious in your Brooks Brother's suit-so new that you could feel the label stabbing your back as you look at the lit signboard over the door. Mob Wars Forum. The second word brightens under your stare and you feel a shiver up your spine knowing that what lies behind the door could mean danger and even death once you make a wrong move. Is this the place? You check the address on the matchbox again. It has to be it. Where all the wiseguys are. Where one has to go to learn how to survive.

The sounds of laughter seep through the door. You hear a gunshot and jump, startled, wondering if you're making a mistake. But you swallow your fear, wipe the sweat from your forehead and bravely push the creaky door open…

Part I: HOW TO BEGIN

1. Add Me. Are you here to expand your mob size and look for new members? Go to the Recruitment Office to find kindred souls to carry your weapons for you. Please read the rules and keep the Add Me's within that Office. Rabid Moderators have been known to tear stray add me's from other subforums to feed to the dogs behind the pasta restaurant.
   
   
2. FAQ. Want to learn the basics of the game? A quick visit to the Frequently Asked Questions area won't hurt a wannabe mobster who needs to learn the ropes and the Rules.
   
   
3. Seach for the answer! If you don't find what you need in the FAQ and have a more detailed question you need to ask, Try using Search and type in your keyword/s (i.e. Turret-armed humvees, bounty formula).
   
   
4. If you still can't find the answer you're looking for, don't hesitate to drop by Ask the Pros where seasoned wiseguys in purple called Untouchables are available to help you out. That is, if you ask nicely and try not to look at their guns.
   
   
5. Strategize. Now that you have a mob and have learned how to play, take the next step for more advanced mobbing. Visit Insider Intel and make use of the Advanced Arsenal, Toolkits, and numerous Guides provided by the more generous members of the Mafia. Learn everything there from tips on investing, to leveling fast and even bounty-hunting with ease.

Part II: IMMERSE YOURSELF

1. Discuss. Now that you're more comfortable in the world of Mob Wars, you feel excited to share your experiences in the game with other players. Browse through the General Discussion threads and leave your thoughts and opinions on different matters relating to the game.
   
   
2. Chat. Feeling adventurous enough to brave the famous Chatroom? Shoot the breeze with mobsters from all over the world. Remember not to post add me links, the Chat Bullies are always watching-they may be pink, but they're deadly.
   
   
3. Socialize. If you feel like expressing something unrelated to Mob Wars, or just feel like you need a pint or check out the art gallery, visit the Soldato Speakeasy after a tiring day of mobbing.

Part III: WHERE TO GO

1. Want to have someone killed? MWF has the biggest and best Hitlist Request section in New York City. Believe it or not, you don't have to pay a cent. But beware, the Hired Assassins can be as merciless as they are kind. Read the pink box on top of that page for the basic rules before posting a request.
   
   
2. This Mobster is a Cheat! If you have evidence that someone is running a bot to play the game or cheating by using other devices not available within the game, post your proof and explanation in this subforum.
   
   
3. Buggy? If the game is freaking out and something disastrous happens like you losing a chunk of your money or stats, then don't despair because even the Mafia has a helpdesk. Visit Mob Wars Support Center and provide the complete information.
   
   
4. I have an idea! Good ideas are always welcome. Brainstorm with other mobsters in Game Suggestions to make the game even better for all. Or drop by Forum Suggestions to help The Black Hand keep La Famiglia happy.
   
   
5. Pay your dues. Even the best families won't function without good, old-fashioned cash. If you love the forum so much, do share your ill-gotten riches and be a Financial Backer or, even better, part of the Inner Circle.

Part IV: I WISH TO JOIN A CARTEL

1. First, look over the recruitment posts in Strength in Numbers. If you find a family that would love your prison tattoos as much as you do, then follow the instructions or links that they provide.
   
   
2. If that's not enough, wear your best shoes and suit and swing by The Safehouses. They are protected mansions owned by Cartel Bosses. Read the descriptions and ask the owners for an application. You just might get in.

You glance at the glass of wine in your hand and feel the velvety smoothness of the couch where you sit. You cannot quite believe where you are and that you're still alive even as you hear the Capo's laugh nearby. At the bar, an Admin in blazing red nods in your direction and you grin foolishly before you realized what you are doing. Wishing to reassure yourself that this isn't just another ambitious dream, you check the stolen credit cards in your pocket and feel the reassuring lump of your 44 Magnum beneath your coat.

You are in the Cyborgata Pub--alive, unbanned, and in touching distance of an Untouchable. Yes, life is good.